the smell of garlic cooking adds three years to my life and purges me of all evils, cleansing my whole soul
(via tittytittygangbang)
"How do you tell people? How do you tell them that you’re exhausted even though you slept for 10 hours? How do you tell them that you need a break from talking and smiling and simply being near them? How do you tell them that although you love them, you so desperately need to be alone tonight?"
- Midnight thoughts (I’m burnt out)
(via ariathegirl)
Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by an extrovert
(via just-shower-thoughts)
unpopular opinion
excessive amounts of melted cheese in food is gross and needs to stop as a trend
anyways while this loser is living a sad, cheeseless life, i’ll be melting a wheel of sharp cheddar cheese directly onto my naked body
(via blanketed-in-stars)
i found the big comfy couch potato story for your (mainly my) enjoyment
(via spongebobssquarepants)